{"id":617,"date":"2011-03-15T07:40:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T07:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/cms\/?p=617"},"modified":"2020-10-21T11:36:38","modified_gmt":"2020-10-21T09:36:38","slug":"god-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/guter-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"God joke, d\u00e6ksikkerhed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hvad g\u00f8r egentlig en god joke? Dette var ikke kun noget, Sigmund Freud udforskede, men ogs\u00e5 en r\u00e6kke andre forfattere f\u00f8r og efter ham. En god joke kombinerer ofte to umuligheder, hvis parallelle eksistens afsl\u00f8res af selve joken. For eksempel: &quot;Politimanden siger til chauff\u00f8ren: &#039;Dine d\u00e6k er slidte!&#039; Hvortil chauff\u00f8ren svarer: &#039;N\u00e5, hvad st\u00e5r du og laver? Kom bag ham!&#039; N\u00e5r vi diskuterer eftermonterbare d\u00e6ktryksoverv\u00e5gningssystemer med chauff\u00f8rer p\u00e5 messer, h\u00f8rer vi ofte s\u00e5danne gode jokes. Nogle chauff\u00f8rer siger: &#039;Jeg har ikke brug for d\u00e6ktryksoverv\u00e5gning; jeg har aldrig haft et fladt d\u00e6k.&#039; Vi griner og siger: &#039;Det er pr\u00e6cis, n\u00e5r...&#039;&quot;\u201e<br \/>\nJa, desv\u00e6rre l\u00e6rer folk ofte af lidelse. Og vi driver en forretning, ikke en missionsstation, s\u00e5 vores \u00f8nske om at overbevise andre har sine gr\u00e6nser. Vi anbefaler dog at udstyre k\u00f8ret\u00f8jet med et eftermonterbart TireMoni-system.   <strong>www.TireMoni.com<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/cms\">  at udstyre den, for p\u00e5 den m\u00e5de er du altid informeret om, hvad d\u00e6kkene g\u00f8r.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shop.tiremoni.com\">Her kan du finde TireMoni<br \/>\nTireMoni anbefaler, ligesom ADAC, korte metalventiler.<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worin bestehen eigentlich gute Witze? Das hat nicht nur Sigmund Freud untersucht sondern auch vor und nach ihm eine Reihe weiterer Schriftsteller. Oft kombiniert ein guter Witz zwei Unm\u00f6glichkeiten, deren parallele Pr\u00e4senz durch den Witz offenbar wird. zum Beispiel: \u201eSagt der Polizist zum Autofahrer: \u201eIhre Reifen sind abgefahren!\u201c Darauf der Kraftfahrer: \u201eNa, was stehn Sie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","tve_updated_post":"","tve_custom_css":"","tve_user_custom_css":"","tve_globals":{},"tcb2_ready":0,"tcb_editor_enabled":0,"tve_landing_page":"","_tve_header":"","_tve_footer":""},"categories":[2,1,3,6,7],"tags":[644,175,223,224,228,648,649,312,357,369,373,431],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adac","category-allgemein","category-automobil","category-fahrsicherheit","category-informiert-fahren","tag-adac","tag-leid","tag-polizist","tag-prasenz","tag-rdks","tag-reifendruck","tag-reifendruckkontrolle","tag-sigmund-freud","tag-tiremoni","tag-tpms","tag-tpmsys","tag-witz-reifen-sicherheit","post-wrapper","thrv_wrapper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/da\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}