{"id":617,"date":"2011-03-15T07:40:09","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T07:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/cms\/?p=617"},"modified":"2020-10-21T11:36:38","modified_gmt":"2020-10-21T09:36:38","slug":"bonne-blague","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/guter-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonne blague, s\u00e9curit\u00e9 des pneus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Qu&#039;est-ce qui fait une bonne blague ? Sigmund Freud n&#039;a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 le seul \u00e0 s&#039;y int\u00e9resser ; de nombreux auteurs, avant et apr\u00e8s lui, se sont pench\u00e9s sur la question. Une bonne blague associe souvent deux impossibilit\u00e9s, dont l&#039;existence parall\u00e8le est r\u00e9v\u00e9l\u00e9e par la blague elle-m\u00eame. Par exemple : \u201e Le policier dit au conducteur : \u201eVos pneus sont us\u00e9s !\u201c Ce \u00e0 quoi le conducteur r\u00e9pond : \u201eEh bien, qu&#039;est-ce que vous attendez ? Mettez-vous derri\u00e8re lui !\u201c \u201e Lorsque nous discutons des syst\u00e8mes de surveillance de la pression des pneus avec les conducteurs lors de salons professionnels, nous entendons souvent ce genre de plaisanteries. Certains conducteurs disent : \u201c Je n&#039;ai pas besoin de surveillance de la pression des pneus ; je n&#039;ai jamais crev\u00e9. \u201e Nous rions et disons : \u201c C&#039;est justement \u00e0 ce moment-l\u00e0\u2026 \u00bb<br \/>\nOui, malheureusement, on apprend souvent \u00e0 ses d\u00e9pens. Et comme nous g\u00e9rons une entreprise et non une mission humanitaire, notre volont\u00e9 de convaincre a ses limites. Nous recommandons toutefois d&#039;\u00e9quiper le v\u00e9hicule d&#039;un syst\u00e8me TireMoni adaptable.   <strong>www.TireMoni.com<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/cms\">  pour l&#039;\u00e9quiper, car ainsi vous \u00eates toujours inform\u00e9 de ce que font les pneus.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shop.tiremoni.com\">Vous trouverez ici TireMoni<br \/>\nTireMoni, tout comme l&#039;ADAC, recommande des valves m\u00e9talliques courtes.<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worin bestehen eigentlich gute Witze? Das hat nicht nur Sigmund Freud untersucht sondern auch vor und nach ihm eine Reihe weiterer Schriftsteller. Oft kombiniert ein guter Witz zwei Unm\u00f6glichkeiten, deren parallele Pr\u00e4senz durch den Witz offenbar wird. zum Beispiel: \u201eSagt der Polizist zum Autofahrer: \u201eIhre Reifen sind abgefahren!\u201c Darauf der Kraftfahrer: \u201eNa, was stehn Sie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","tve_updated_post":"","tve_custom_css":"","tve_user_custom_css":"","tve_globals":{},"tcb2_ready":0,"tcb_editor_enabled":0,"tve_landing_page":"","_tve_header":"","_tve_footer":""},"categories":[2,1,3,6,7],"tags":[644,175,223,224,228,648,649,312,357,369,373,431],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adac","category-allgemein","category-automobil","category-fahrsicherheit","category-informiert-fahren","tag-adac","tag-leid","tag-polizist","tag-prasenz","tag-rdks","tag-reifendruck","tag-reifendruckkontrolle","tag-sigmund-freud","tag-tiremoni","tag-tpms","tag-tpmsys","tag-witz-reifen-sicherheit","post-wrapper","thrv_wrapper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.tiremoni.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}